I love glee an am determined one day to be on the show and become best friends with Chris Colfer :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
How is Darren Criss and Chris Colfer’s friendship in one word? Inspiring. - Patty Duke.
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
“It’s time to look at a terrarium full of baby chicks.”
Submitted By: Lea G.
Location: Illinois, United States
there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
